poodle fucksquad

When your poodle isn't just enough for that special moment. So you do something fucking wild and bring another poodle in to fuck so you're just having a straight poodle fucksquad

Dude my poodle is being a real fucking cum ruiner so I was like ya know what bringing another for a poodle fucksquad

by The Gore March 5, 2014

Poodle puff

Straight up insult. The perfect insult for a toxic masculinity male

"You're such a poodle puff" Sarah said to Kyle as he lifted his weights

by Asiababeaa99 November 27, 2023

Poodle, pooUdle, poodlE

Poodle, pooUdle, poodlE

Poodle, pooUdle, poodlE

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025

Poodle in my noodle

A best friend who's one in a million.

I'm so lucky to have found you, you're the poodle in my noodle.

by r siz December 5, 2014

poodle in the dark

Something that is exciting but shouldn't be, in the same way that a poodle may be exciting to dog-lovers but would not be in the dark (where it cannot be seen). Full phrase: 'Exciting as a poodle in the dark'.

Your friend gets excited over something mundane and pointless. You remark: "That was a real poodle in the dark!"

by AspiringAristotle February 11, 2019

puking poodle

when you have sex with your wife in doggie position while they are vomiting into a toilet

Rachel was so sick last night, but I still gave her the puking poodle.

by lusty italian December 22, 2021

brown poodle

When one needs to defecate or use the restroom.

I need to see a man about a brown poodle.
Where do I drop off my brown poodle?

by Dr. Dagless August 22, 2008