When you’re balls deep in your cousin, you shove your face into a mountain of cocaine, lick your thumb, scream “SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND” and jam a boofer right in your own asshole
So, I was smashing my cousin Shelly, and I hit myself with the Alabama snow plow. A little razzle dazzle for the camera.
by The great BK January 12, 2025
When a man ( genetically male ) chops a line of coke up nice along his erect penis and then penetrates it deeply into his cousins ( genetically male or female) ass.
Hey der Jimbob you know last night I did done give an Alabama snow plow to Becky, didn't wanna git her pregnant again.
by Victim Avenger January 14, 2025
When you fuck your cousin from behind well also holding her up like a wheelbarrow and pushing her around.
by FiftyFred January 13, 2025
by FiftyFred January 13, 2025
by Raw Pops April 25, 2011
When you are making sweet sweet love to your girlfriend and you cream pie her asshole. Right after she cleans her ass hole up, you come back by and blow a second heaping load of cum all over her poop chute.
Larry: I was fucking Cheri last night and gave her an Asbury Snow Plow.
Adam: I bet it was fucking hilarious when she just got cleaned up?
Larry: Bro, she was so mad, but we went and got a pizza puff later that night.
Adam: I bet it was fucking hilarious when she just got cleaned up?
Larry: Bro, she was so mad, but we went and got a pizza puff later that night.
by Wagonwheel69 November 18, 2021
When you have anticipation of buying a girl dinner to have sex with her.
When a girl goes on one dinner date and hooks up with you.
When a girl goes on one dinner date and hooks up with you.
Thanks to tinder, I've had the best luck with the ol' Chow and plow.
Life regret: Did the ol' Chow and plow after taking a girl to the Taco Bell. Sex turned into a chili cook-off.
Life regret: Did the ol' Chow and plow after taking a girl to the Taco Bell. Sex turned into a chili cook-off.
by B Tsunami October 22, 2019