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Tennessee Taint Plow

An act for two partners when one (1) male takes one (1) female with a large jaw/ teeth and places her jaw into an open field and proceeds to plow the field as well as her field.
Friend 1: You know someone I'd love to take to the field?
Friend 2: Who?
Friend 1: Sarah Jessica Parker, that's a face that'd make a great Tennessee Taint Plow.
by Shitz McGillicuddy March 21, 2024
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plowed

1. the characteristic adjective given to soil, or a field, after is has been made ready for planting seeds

2. (past perfect tense) indicating participation in a past sexual act, analogous to plowing a field, whereby a subject's fuck hole is loosened, by means of extensive work with large tool(s), in preparation to receive seed(s).
OMG, I can barely walk! I got plowed by Ronnie last night!
by redwoodchuck August 11, 2021
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Amish field plow

Outside you fill your partners ass with grass and leaves. You then proceed to fuck their asshole to force the foliage deeper inside. (It is recommended to get a nigger so their dick is larger and can push the grass and leaves deeper inside). Once stuffed, fill up the remaining space with more leaves and grass. Then find a cow on the farm, and present your partners ass. The cow begins to eat out of ur partners ass as you jerk off while watching.
Last night she wanted to try the Amish Field Plow. Shit made me busy so fast.
by Igggyzigggyzoggy November 6, 2022
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plowing some snow

"Dude, you remember the time you got caught "Plowing some snow" with sheila?
by vinman59 April 12, 2021
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Fart Plow

when you pull out and it makes that farty sucktion noise.
Man she was so tight. Kept fart plowing all night.
by TiggleJam January 25, 2017
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Bury my plow

I am going out into my cousins field to see if I can bury my plow
by Thundercuntblaster October 25, 2016
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Plow partner

An excuse one uses when they do not want to leave the comfort of their home that has likely been stocked with frozen pizzas, kleenex, and Ben and Jerry's.
I'd love to come tonight but I told Lester is be his plow partner.
by Drabmeat34 May 5, 2018
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