Piss Juice

When your friend Jay is drinking orange juice which is quite obviously pee

Tyler: What are you drinking?
Jay: Orange juice
Tyler: No that’s Piss Juice

by golfish May 1, 2019

Oh Piss!

Instead of damn! Shit! Or any other expletive.

The vacuum broke. You say:
Oh Piss! I need a new vacuum.

by Ms Styles October 14, 2017

Tactical Piss

When you’re in an epic gamer moment and you have to pee. So you take your mic with you to listen to callouts.

*playing any game*
Fuck I gotta pee hold up let me take a tactical piss
*piss stream hitting toilet bowl water*

by MmmCereal January 27, 2019

pissed minola

Someone who is drunk in a manner which is slightly crazy but also fun. Developed when someone was drunk and unable to write "pissed minda" on her friend's arm. Much more politically correct version of "pissed minda".

Girl 1: Girl 2, you're being a pissed minola tonight.
Girl 2: Yeah well so are you! Hey your computer's playing East 17! Let's do interpretive dance in your kitchen! *falls over*
Girl 1: Ha ha ha. *falls over*

by noyseeac November 17, 2006

Piss machine

Another word for your junk

Alright guys i will be right back, i just need to empty my piss machine

by Lysy November 9, 2020

Puppy Piss

(a) The best of the best under any circumstances.

Dallas: "Did you see that crazy wave I just rode?"
Jose: "No. Was it a big one?"
Dallas: "Big is an understatement! It was a Puppy Piss wave!

by Wild N' Out March 5, 2018

Fish Piss

Fish Piss™ is a beverage produced by the company Lotium Urina™ inc. Only the wealthiest of people can afford Fish Piss™. Fish Piss™ can be bought with Fish Testicles™, Fish Titties™, and Fish Eggs™. You can drink it with your mouth or with a Tapeworm Straw™. If a poor person is given Fish Testicle Filled Fish Piss™ it is to gently refrigerate their insides for us (Jesus and his fellow Fish Piss™ drinkers) to enjoy with our Fish Piss.

"Hello, poor person. How are your insides I want them I'm cumming."
or
"mmmm yes... Fish Piss™ in my gently refrigerated insides..."

by Lotium Urina™ inc. August 10, 2020