space pirate

A pirate in space. Duh...

Basically the coolest profession EVER. They fight aliens, space ninjas, space dragons and other space pirates. Must be sufficiently violent and awesome looking not to mention a space ship with a bad ass name like "Tyrant's Fist" or "Blazing Glory".

Captain Zand looked lustfully at the beautiful woman bound captive on top the piles of treasure, then his steely gaze shifted to the mutated zombie horde bewteen them. He looked back at her once more and gave her a roguish grin before launching himself forward, laser sword and blaster at the ready. This was what being a space pirate was all about...

by DazedDingo June 21, 2006

bottle pirate

1. Breeds of women who have been draining men’s booze for years, bouncing from city to city, table to table, Grey Goose to Red Bull. This is a person (usually a woman) who loves to drink the booze you bought for yourself or others with your hard earned money, usually without asking, but also can do so under the assumed assumption that it's "cool" with you (usually isn't). The owner of the bottle(s)/beer is usually a True Gentleman, however, and lets it slide. Very unsettling in these hard economic times.

2. The root of all evil.

True Gentleman:I'm so glad I can relax after a hard week at work with this bottle of Goose.

Sororistute: .....I'll just help myself to a shot or two...or three.

True Gentleman: ..I guess it's cool...Bottle Pirate strikes again!

by IL-GA December 23, 2010

saucy pirate

(n); badass who plunders (money, woman, or otherwise) and strides about with a hitch in his step.

Beasles is a saucy pirate

by midgetsnatcher August 21, 2003

Porch pirate

A person who, ( self explanatory hint), steals your Amazon deliveries right of your front porch.

The term porch pirate may have been invented by Adam Carolla. Why become a porch pirate when you can just loot a California train?

by Sexydimma January 15, 2022

Donut Pirate

A little kid who steals people's donuts and claims their houses. A Donut Pirate is easily defined on YouTube or by Jullian Smith. Donut Pirates are also referred to as "Brat Holes" and are commonly named "Bad Boy" with shipmates such as "Captain Toilet"

"I'm want to ship YOU off the plank you little brat hole"
"I'm a Donut Pirate named Bad Boy I do what I want!"

Search "Donut Pirate" on youtube for more background

by Bad Boy Donut Pirate February 23, 2012

Pirate of the Internet

(noun)-person or group of people who "illegally" download or upload movies and/or music, documents, etc. for download for the masses of people who cannot or will not spend the money on the actual product (whether the price is outrageous or not)

We are pirates of the internet!!
I am a pirate of the internet.

by Raz Vectranos December 23, 2006

scrotum pirate

One who pillages the scrotum area, usually a biter of the nut sac.

Well the closest thing would be phat andy.

Phat andy is a scrotum pirate.

by Steve the fawkin cougar August 09, 2006