Pandemela

Someone who constantly lies and never has a proper story.

"Why you lying fam? You're being such a Pandemela."

by My Patato Chip May 11, 2018

Paddemor

Paddemor is a norwegian word for a overloving mother.

Dan: My mom is telling me to go home...
Patrik: She is just one big Paddemor!

by Norwegian komle September 20, 2018

padded playpen

A double bed.

Horny stud: Anytime I meet a new "willing" girl and bring her home, da first place I steer her towards is da good ol' padded playpen... about da only exception would be if it's a really hot day,, in which case we go freshen up in da shower first, then towel off and jump under da covers.

by QuacksO October 20, 2018

Padeo

Patio, just spelled differently

It sounds very open, like a padeo, With lots of windows, by the beach

by Carmikems November 22, 2018

Pandemicgender

Pandemicgender is "when your mogai gender is a disease and infects millions bc youre an irresponsible dumb fuckoff c**" (Example taken from the Bible page 68 Ross 1:58). It's the same as the plague, but more dangerous. The same as ISIS, but more explosive. The same as kinnie drama, but even more stupid. Not even your beloved Danganronpa character Junko Enoshima can save you. Not even Hitler's soldiers can defeat this. Must be made up by a jew.

A: Doctor, what caused her death?
B: The pandemicgender, sister.

A: yo b lets hook up x
B: ok <3
~Later on~
A: girl fuck u i got the pandemicgender disease now
B: This is a new cellular device in which I've acquired, meaning I no longer recall the recipient of this digital message.

by pancdemiclover1 May 1, 2019

Pandemically permitting

Condition based on a pandemic that is placed on future plans. The condition is outside anyone's control. Similar to weather permitting

I will see you at the concert next month, pandemically permitting

by CaptainJabbin March 16, 2020

Pandemicamonium

The widespread panic of buying stupid amounts of toilet paper, or none, and other similar behaviors pertaining to the shopping experience if faced with a communicable disease at a societal level. Whilst avoiding public places, bleaching surfaces, and sporting masks as a general rule at all times due to a fast spreading disease that is worldwide, but doesn't appear to have decimated the population.

I went to twelve shops today to find bogroll! It was pandemicamonium, shelves were bare, and staff were spraying antibacterial spray through the entrance.

by Michelleemmjay March 16, 2020