Esme Packer

The most lovely prettiest elegant sweetest amazing human EVER. perfect in every way possible, so much it's illegal. The perfect partner, insecure but should absolutely not be, the best most caring partner and CG (care giver) who cares about all the people they love, and that me and so many other people are proud of. :)
Love you Esme Packer!! <3
by Theo_Puppy September 17, 2022
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volcanic nazi ass packer

someone who someone constantly does something annoying, and ignorant. Knowing he/she is annoying but doesn't care and continues doing it regardless of the warnings he/she has gotten.
"Man, Ted was being a Volcanic Nazi Ass Packer in gym class today."
by The_DonTron October 22, 2013
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twig-packer

one who manages to pack every varient of marijuana's twigs and stems inro any voriety of any said "bowl". Said packer should gloriously be celebrated for realizing the surprisingly high value of the simple fodder and sulken frenzies of fresh grain and its abilities to release the value of potential grain. Twig-packers are the efficieny makers of buying grass clippings (if you know what I mean ;) ). Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha... Ha... Ha... HaHar...," (Overly drawn out like a Family Guy joke.) Ha! Go fuck yourself."
Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha... Ha... Ha... HaHar...," (Overly drawn out like a Family Guy joke.) Ha! Go fuck yourself, twig-packer..."
by TBMoer July 08, 2010
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Packer

A silicone prosthetic pp that transmasc people put in their pants to give the appearance of a bulge.
I shoved a packer down my pants and now I have a dick bulge.
by Ig_im_ollie November 23, 2022
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Packer

A person or people that have been conceived through incest
Ya I heard he was a packer his dad is actually his moms brother!
by Shady Son April 29, 2020
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packer

A packer is a child who has no friends and usually struggles to speak to girls
Jesus Christ that Toby is such a packer
by R4m5ay March 19, 2017
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Packer

A packer is an item primarily used by transgender men to give off the appearance of a penis. This item is used to combat gender dysphoria whether the person wearing it is trans or not. Packers can be made out of anything that's comfortable and that works; Like a sock or anything resembling a dick.
John: Ah man

Tom: What

John: I forgot to put my packer in this morning

Tom: Dang
by comemaster3000 July 11, 2024
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