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Professional Hand Clown

Someone who gives Hand jobs that are really quick, fast & cheap
Do you know any local Professional Hand clowns?
by SwingingDick69 May 12, 2022
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ghetto professional

A form of simple business attire favored by IT workers that consists of unkempt hair, untucked shirts, loose jeans and sneakers or docs.
The boss wont care if you dress ghetto professional as long as you get your assignments done on time.
by djalexdeep January 20, 2011
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Professional Ass Video

Pro Ass Vid, Professional Ass Video, or PAV is a new slang term for Electronic Press Kit or EPK, because it is just too hard to remember what EPK stands for.
Dude, we just hired someone to come to our show and make a Professional Ass Video!! It's gonna kick ass!
by Electronic Press Kit October 9, 2025
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Professional Hand Clown

A person who enjoys and is exceptionally good at giving sexual pleasure with their hands.
Sheila is such a Professional Hand Clown she got me to cum 5 times before noon yesterday
by SwingingDick69 May 13, 2022
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Professional Drinker

Person 1: Do you know any professional drinkers?
Person 2: How dare you even ask that? I can outdrink everyone on the face of the planet. You think DEMPSEY can drink like me? No way.

Person 2 is The Don
by ILoveMrMcIlwain June 2, 2022
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Professional Go getter

When a Woman/Man giving a blowjob chokes/gags themselves by forcing their own head down to the base of the receiver’s dick.
“Yo Connor’s mom was sucking me off on my break and man when I tell you she was a professional go getter
by Wyllie’s mom June 30, 2023
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