"I don't know why I buy fresh vegetables, they always shelf destruct and then not only can't I eat them, I have to clean up the slimy mess"
The strange smell in the kitchen was traced to a bag of potatoes that had shelf destructed.
The strange smell in the kitchen was traced to a bag of potatoes that had shelf destructed.
by tsamu July 30, 2010
The flat horizontal portion of an European, Eastern European and Middle Eastern style commode, which function is to provide a surface in which fecal matter has a place to rest. This is so the distributor of said feces can inspect the item to gain insight on the health of his, her, they, them or otherwise's internal organs and fecal matter produciton efficiency.
I sure am thankful that these restrooms have a sufficient 'inspection shelf' for me to lay my log upon. If they didn't, I wouldn't have been able to determine that I did eat that much corn last night. I surely don't recall consuming that much.
by Karl Hungus January 10, 2023
by Fartdooder January 24, 2017
The flap of skin and/or fat on the lower abdomen that is made more prominent by a c-section scar; section of skin that is removed during a tummy tuck
by The original flufferbutter June 16, 2018
by ShinyBauble618 December 28, 2023
by psnack October 06, 2013
I bought my wife a jeep so later that night I bent her over the bed and told her it’s Time for top shelf
by Nasty Neighbors May 28, 2018