When you’re in an epic gamer moment and you have to pee. So you take your mic with you to listen to callouts.
*playing any game*
Fuck I gotta pee hold up let me take a tactical piss
*piss stream hitting toilet bowl water*
Fuck I gotta pee hold up let me take a tactical piss
*piss stream hitting toilet bowl water*
by MmmCereal January 27, 2019
Get the Tactical Pissmug. Piss Posturing = Personal Interest in Social Situations (PISS). Some people fake that they have a sincere personal interest towards one individual in front of others in a social situation. Imagine a CEO holding court at a work function dinner table asking questions of a new junior associate. In the case of Piss Posturing, BOTH the person showing the interest, and the person receiving the interest KNOW that the person showing the interest doesn't give a damn about the other person. It's purely a SHOW, a posturing, to show others how personable and humble the person showing the interest is.
The person being shown attention feels as if he/she is being PISSED ON, and both he and the other person know it. Down deep, despite smiles on the faces, the junior associate is thinking "You don't care about me, you're pissing all over me in front of these people and there's nothing I can do about it."
The person being shown attention feels as if he/she is being PISSED ON, and both he and the other person know it. Down deep, despite smiles on the faces, the junior associate is thinking "You don't care about me, you're pissing all over me in front of these people and there's nothing I can do about it."
She's an annoying Piss Posturing socialite. She showed a lot of interest in me at the dinner table, but couldn't remember my name when we left the party.
by Chris Rickety Spritz March 24, 2017
Get the Piss Posturingmug. (a) The best of the best under any circumstances.
Dallas: "Did you see that crazy wave I just rode?"
Jose: "No. Was it a big one?"
Dallas: "Big is an understatement! It was a Puppy Piss wave!
Jose: "No. Was it a big one?"
Dallas: "Big is an understatement! It was a Puppy Piss wave!
by Wild N' Out March 5, 2018
Get the Puppy Pissmug. That which is extracted from the penis during erotic moments. Similar to normal piss however of white creamy texture (aka semen).
by The flying Wadfuck September 16, 2013
Get the White Pissmug. Fish Piss™ is a beverage produced by the company Lotium Urina™ inc. Only the wealthiest of people can afford Fish Piss™. Fish Piss™ can be bought with Fish Testicles™, Fish Titties™, and Fish Eggs™. You can drink it with your mouth or with a Tapeworm Straw™. If a poor person is given Fish Testicle Filled Fish Piss™ it is to gently refrigerate their insides for us (Jesus and his fellow Fish Piss™ drinkers) to enjoy with our Fish Piss.
"Hello, poor person. How are your insides I want them I'm cumming."
or
"mmmm yes... Fish Piss™ in my gently refrigerated insides..."
or
"mmmm yes... Fish Piss™ in my gently refrigerated insides..."
by Lotium Urina™ inc. August 10, 2020
Get the Fish Pissmug. Noun: Piss Comet (pɪs-kɒmɪt)
When the Urine from the international space station is released into space and travels to a very specific distance from the sun causing particles to be released into a vapor tail.
When the Urine from the international space station is released into space and travels to a very specific distance from the sun causing particles to be released into a vapor tail.
by Human Overth June 18, 2011
Get the Piss Cometmug. by michaelh_66 June 10, 2008
Get the bluetooth pissingmug.