Captain Munch

leader of the Seamen of the South- notorious for navigating the ship and for giving orders. Likes to get caught in traffic
AKA the Captain

hey wheres Captain Munch?
hes takin a shit man

by flickyobeanz December 16, 2004

twat munch

Verb; To eat oysters to lick clams. When performing vaginal karrioke to a lady. Also insult to an obnoctuous oaf

I can't wait to see Sharon again so I can throw her down and give her a mighty twat munch

Hilary where are those reports I asked for you complete twat munch

by Ollie the Hind November 08, 2007

Munching orange

the not so annoying cousin of the hot television character annoying orange

man: "hey have you ever heard of munching orange"
female: " you mean annoying orange right,
man: ye

fun fact the longest sentence a monkey has said is "Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you." pretty pogger

by Pain is the essence of life July 23, 2020

spud munch

typically somebody who is lacking in the intellectual area of the brain, and a munch

evie, you spud munch

by LalaUN24 September 29, 2023

munch diving

the act of indulging in an article of food such as you would with pussy if you were muff diving

"damn im hungry. Lets go be a schosid and get a salad so we can go munch diving."

by billy basket weaver January 20, 2006

Dyke Munch

A Dyke Munch is a male or straight woman that hangs around mostly lesbians. Not unlike a "Fag Hag."

I wish i wasn't a dyke munch, then i could actually get my friends to help me with guys.

by Bereft July 12, 2008

Butt munch

The word butt munch means to munch on ones other buttocks.

Hey waz up butt munch

by Licmydickiderya January 21, 2019