A driver with the urge to always be the lead car of a group. They will drive whatever speed it takes to remain the front car. Alpha-Driver's are most commonly seen driving a truck.
Sorry I'm late, I couldn't get off at the exit I needed to because an Alpha-Driver wouldn't let me pass.
by Truestorywords September 15, 2010
Get the Alpha-Driver mug.Any driver, elderly or not, who exhibits driving traits such as not driving at least the speed limit, stopping at railroad tracks, not turning right on red, driving the speed limit in the left lane of a highway, being unable to navigate a roundabout, or otherwise causing unnecessary delays for other drivers. However, it is debatable if a Grandpa Driver is worse than a Dick Driver.
by Isaristh November 6, 2013
Get the Grandpa Driver mug.When evenly matched manual transmission cars race, its the overall better driver that will ultimately win the race.
by Jdodge April 18, 2015
Get the Driver's Race mug.The dolphin driver is an exquisite move never performed because of how dangerous it is, when the woman or man is on the bed you take 9 steps back and you get a running start. About 3 feet away from the bed you make a leap while doing a 360. Thus proceeding into the persons but or vaginal canal.
by Dolphins rape July 18, 2017
Get the dolphin driver mug.A derivative of Pile Driver. used during 69ing when the male picks up his partner and pile drives them into the ground, Zangief style.
by Zangiefs cousin March 7, 2019
Get the Cunt Driver mug.A person that constantly speeds up and slows down... then speeds up and slows down, causing traffic to act like a slinky being dragged across the floor.
"That Slinky driver needs to pick a damn speed. Yes, your brakes are still there.. Oh.. found your gas pedal again I see"
by jwalker8680 September 25, 2019
Get the slinky driver mug."I'm stonber drivertonight, lmk if you get the drunchies and we can knock out 2 birds with one stoned"
by MasterLi September 16, 2017
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