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Shit

by iCarly April 1, 2019
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shit

Shit is the amount of fucks given when your wife who you already cheated on cheats on you. Oh, and also a dickbag.
Friend: "Hey, I heard your wife cheated on you."
You: "I don't give two shits." Aka, I don't give a FUCK that she cheated. "I cheated first."
Friend: "Wow you fucked up your own marriage you piece of shit"
by Cats_Are_BOSS! April 27, 2019
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Shit

When you take such a bad crap, there’s literally nothing else that can be used instead of it
Me: I just took a MASSIVE crap
Friend: so you just took a shit.
by Who the hell am I June 6, 2019
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shit

a big dump that comes out through your bumhole and into the toilet and then gets flushed down into the toilet bowl.
Jimmy: aw man i am constipated

Katrina:go take a shit
Jimmy:alright
by XePoison February 26, 2018
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Shit

Shit means poop
by RyMuzik March 17, 2021
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Shit

Shit is the bad word for poop :)
Dad: Shit!?!
Daughter: Dad! Don’t say bad words!
by Yeahdur July 4, 2020
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Shit

describes most people's life
by somepsychoassbitchig March 19, 2019
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