rumple foreskin
noun
1.
a member of society, usually a dumbass, who when asked "what are you doing", will respond to the question with "chopping wood with my shirt off and committing tax fraud".
this person may also: talk about the McDonald's Hamburglar, play the 1982 Phil Collins song "I Don't Care Anymore" while doing a Dark Souls run, fill up bottles of piss while playing a truck driving simulator, fixate on train surfing through Sub-Saharan Africa in a coal cart while haggling with the African people.
noun
1.
a member of society, usually a dumbass, who when asked "what are you doing", will respond to the question with "chopping wood with my shirt off and committing tax fraud".
this person may also: talk about the McDonald's Hamburglar, play the 1982 Phil Collins song "I Don't Care Anymore" while doing a Dark Souls run, fill up bottles of piss while playing a truck driving simulator, fixate on train surfing through Sub-Saharan Africa in a coal cart while haggling with the African people.
"Hey, rumple foreskin, you roll dumpy blunts and your Backwoods are dumb as shit"
"Shut up dump-ass. I bet you couldn't even handle driving on the show ice road truckers"
"Shut up darsh"
"Shut up dump-ass. I bet you couldn't even handle driving on the show ice road truckers"
"Shut up darsh"
by Hunkle October 3, 2022
Get the rumple foreskinmug. Such an entity that may induce infuriation in those interacting with them. A typical example might be Bishibosh, a specific super unique Fallen Shaman from Diablo 2, who has the ability to resurrect fallen shamans, and can be a seriously problematic being to interact with if you're not strong enough to kill him quickly.
by Dobbleyou May 6, 2024
Get the foreskin wrinklemug. 
A nice guy with an abnormally huge prepuce and special abilities such as using his prepuce as an Indians Jones whip to fight crime
by Tankster81 December 23, 2023
Get the Foreskin Frankmug. An insult used against people who are so fucking annoying that you feel a never ending urge to punch them in the face every time they speak
by Aldis_bin_raider_296 December 13, 2021
Get the Foreskin lickermug. Mithus Foreskin; the longest, darkest and most beautiful foreskin known to man, which belongs to a man called Mithus.
Visual Description:
Mithus foreskin is a deep, velvety shade of rich, dark brown that carries the depth and intensity of a moonless night. The color of his foreskin can be likened to the glossy sheen of polished mahogany, smooth yet full of life, with hints of warm undertones—like the glow of amber or the subtle, golden hues of evening light filtering through the trees. It has an almost liquid quality when it catches the light, shifting in tone as he moves, with highlights of copper and bronze that emerge from his foreskin when the sun touches it just right.
His foreskin carries a subtle resilience, as though it is accustomed to the elements and has developed a natural defense over time. In moments of movement, you might notice a graceful shift in its tone, as light reflects off his body in a dance of natural radiance, revealing undertones of gold or a deep, reddish-brown depending on the light. It gives his appearance a powerful, almost magnetic presence, and the feeling that his foreskin tells stories of strength, vitality, and life.
Visual Description:
Mithus foreskin is a deep, velvety shade of rich, dark brown that carries the depth and intensity of a moonless night. The color of his foreskin can be likened to the glossy sheen of polished mahogany, smooth yet full of life, with hints of warm undertones—like the glow of amber or the subtle, golden hues of evening light filtering through the trees. It has an almost liquid quality when it catches the light, shifting in tone as he moves, with highlights of copper and bronze that emerge from his foreskin when the sun touches it just right.
His foreskin carries a subtle resilience, as though it is accustomed to the elements and has developed a natural defense over time. In moments of movement, you might notice a graceful shift in its tone, as light reflects off his body in a dance of natural radiance, revealing undertones of gold or a deep, reddish-brown depending on the light. It gives his appearance a powerful, almost magnetic presence, and the feeling that his foreskin tells stories of strength, vitality, and life.
Mithus: "Mithus Foreskin."
by Areeb Bhatti January 2, 2025
Get the Mithus Foreskinmug. Mike Tyson: yo jake your acting like a foreskin bacon
Jake Paul: ay shush before I knocked you tf out.
Mike Tyson: exactly what I mean
Jake Paul: ay shush before I knocked you tf out.
Mike Tyson: exactly what I mean
by Ryan. De Ieso January 24, 2025
Get the Foreskin Baconmug.