Helicopter! Blaarrrghgghhagh.
by Aspirex November 13, 2005
by Hdusbeuzshsv December 02, 2017
Someone who is both a gossip and someone who hovers around you and others, constantly comparing themselves to others, an eye in the sky, watching everyone's lives and complaining about how theirs is worse. In effect, a person who always bitches and complains about everything you do.
Example:
A: Man, Christie's complaining about how Ashton got that new car for his wife the other day, now she wants a new car too.
B: Dude. She's such a Bitch Helicopter. Always hovering around people.
Example 2:
C: Charlie's always worrying about others, he complains about how i'm apparently "A little fat"
D: Girl, Charlie's such a Bitch Helicopter. If He wants those girls so bad, he should just hover over there and get one.
A: Man, Christie's complaining about how Ashton got that new car for his wife the other day, now she wants a new car too.
B: Dude. She's such a Bitch Helicopter. Always hovering around people.
Example 2:
C: Charlie's always worrying about others, he complains about how i'm apparently "A little fat"
D: Girl, Charlie's such a Bitch Helicopter. If He wants those girls so bad, he should just hover over there and get one.
by rtmpgt August 30, 2017
by DrFuxyaraw September 15, 2016
A joke popular with people who oppose communism or socialism (or otherwise any kind of planned economy), referencing how former Chilean army general, Augusto Pinochet was notorious for throwing the dead bodies of commies into the ocean out of a helicopter.
Person 1: Ya know, Marx was right, we should abolish private property
Person 2: Heh, you should sign up for one of Pinochet's Helicopter Tours
Person 2: Heh, you should sign up for one of Pinochet's Helicopter Tours
by icantthinkofausername777 February 25, 2021
"what do you sexually identify as?"
"I identify as an Apache attack helicopter, the fek else you want?"
"I identify as an Apache attack helicopter, the fek else you want?"
by Nikachu14 December 09, 2016
thirty minutes before you go to Golden Corral you eat a box of Ex-lax. When you get to Golden Corral, you need to stick your dick in the chocolate fountain then grab onto the ceiling fan and start spewing.
Man a: You told me you were going to Golden Corral on a date, how’d it go?
Man B: I asserted dominance on that bitch by showing her the chocolate helicopter.
Man B: I asserted dominance on that bitch by showing her the chocolate helicopter.
by Jizzle Vanity November 14, 2020