by Dmitri Antwon July 29, 2011
Get the fruit salesmug. by elsolitario157 June 2, 2020
Get the Salemug. A stan twitter inside-joke that focuses on Beyonce and her stans bringing up unusual metrics wherein she is higly acclaimed.
"Help I noticed that Beyonce is not getting enough streams compared to our faves"
"It's okay because she has Twitter vibes and Zimbabwe ringtone sales bestie"
"It's okay because she has Twitter vibes and Zimbabwe ringtone sales bestie"
by Saitama123 August 31, 2025
Get the Zimbabwe Ringtone Salesmug. Strolling through the streets of New Orleans following a hurricane with the sole intent of collecting plastic bead necklaces from past Mardi Gras festivals that have been knocked from the trees by the storm
"Hey, would y'all do me a favor and help repair all this damage to my roof and windows?"
"No, sorry. I was kinda planning on a Mardi Gras Clearance Sale before all the good bead necklaces get taken or thrown away"
"No, sorry. I was kinda planning on a Mardi Gras Clearance Sale before all the good bead necklaces get taken or thrown away"
by Captain Useless August 31, 2012
Get the Mardi Gras Clearance Salemug. The Sales & Marketing Director is an individual that spends an exorbitant amount of time contemplating marketing & selling. Whilst not actually understanding the product. But manages to actively sell himself with pretty line charts, inventing facts and interfering with things he neither understands nor is within his remit. Trying to make himself look good by making others look bad.
“The new Sales guy has started! We have been told he is our last, best hope! He is the Sales & Marketing Director”. Only to hear in reply “oh this guy with the pretty line charts & post it notes? He can’t sell for toffee, let alone count… spends all his time interfering in what doesn’t concern him, is about a disappointing as Luke Skywalker in “Star Wars: The Last Jedi” and I have heard their is another…”
by Glimmer December 10, 2023
Get the Sales & Marketing Directormug. (v) when a guy acts on romantic feelings or like he’s dating a girl but then says he’s confused about his feelings
“I don’t know what’s happening. He kissed me, but then he said he’s confused about how he feels about me. I think I am being saled!”
by cabin 8! July 27, 2021
Get the Saledmug. <.7.9.7.6.>The Thinking Man Statue Is Only Interepreted Through The Sale Of Deaf Individuals ANd HEaring Aids<.7.9.7.6.>
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by Adujasty343 July 16, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>The Thinking Man Statue Is Only Interepreted Through The Sale Of Deaf Individuals ANd HEaring Aids<.7.9.7.6.>mug.