bong marché

Any generic smoke shop.

You: Hey dude, I'm headed to the bong marché, do you need anything?

Me: Can you get me a pack of smokes?

by isleepbetter June 24, 2009

Bong Ramen

Low quality weed. Like ramen, it fills the bowl, but provides little other incentive for consumption.

dude do you have any good weed? All I've got is this crappy bong ramen.

by 3volver March 05, 2011

bong talk

The act of rambling on and on semi coherently about things that make no sense, because your high.

"......and then it EXPLODED! We should go get 4 pizza's man."

-friend "Nah that's just bong talk."

by acidbrn September 07, 2015

johny bong

Weeds Smoking method, stuffing A pre-rolled joint in bongs bowl.

Im so high, I smoked johny bong!

by Pineapple White March 13, 2016

savings bong

a bong you frequently pack with scraped resin, and other bottom of the bag contributions, letting it build up in hopes of one day cashing it all in.

"Hey bro, I have gained a lot interest of my savings bong in the past month, and I think it is time to burn."

by DavyJonesCcrossBones April 22, 2011

Kitty bong

A form of special meditation.

You roll up weed and put it into your whispering eye. You then light it and let it simmer. It lets you understand your inner self.

"You need to find your inner self, go kitty bong," said Clarice.

by Babylipslover May 01, 2014

Bong Tree

This type of tree appears in the childrens poem 'The Owl and the Pussy Cat' by Edward Lear. They're shaped like a marshmellow stick and vary in height. They create a fantasy land in which the two characters marry.

'They sailed away, for a year and a day, to the land where the bong tree grows'

by Heidy B May 13, 2006