Sale

Time when a store sells something below the original price

buyer: how much are the pants worth?
seller: they cost 20,000 but with the sale 15,000

by elsolitario157 June 2, 2020

sale cat

Sale cat is a game played my many Midwest farmers. The players wait for a cat to die in the field. The cat will then bend and harden into the shape of a boomerang. The objective of the game is to throw the sail cat as far as possible. The trick is to throw it the right way so I doesn’t come back like a boomerang.

Timmy wants to play sale cat but his favorite feline friend was still alive and purring.

by 2Nerdy4U October 31, 2017

Sales & Marketing Director

The Sales & Marketing Director is an individual that spends an exorbitant amount of time contemplating marketing & selling. Whilst not actually understanding the product. But manages to actively sell himself with pretty line charts, inventing facts and interfering with things he neither understands nor is within his remit. Trying to make himself look good by making others look bad.

“The new Sales guy has started! We have been told he is our last, best hope! He is the Sales & Marketing Director”. Only to hear in reply “oh this guy with the pretty line charts & post it notes? He can’t sell for toffee, let alone count… spends all his time interfering in what doesn’t concern him, is about a disappointing as Luke Skywalker in “Star Wars: The Last Jedi” and I have heard their is another…”

by Glimmer December 10, 2023

sf bake sale

A bake sale where all of the wares contain weed.

Hey man, wanna go to that sf bake sale and pick up some dank medicine?

by ShitsRealG August 1, 2014

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by Adujasty343 July 16, 2025

Zimbabwe Ringtone Sales

A stan twitter inside-joke that focuses on Beyonce and her stans bringing up unusual metrics wherein she is higly acclaimed.

"Help I noticed that Beyonce is not getting enough streams compared to our faves"
"It's okay because she has Twitter vibes and Zimbabwe ringtone sales bestie"

by Saitama123 August 31, 2025

Sale

time when a store lowers the price of something below the original.

buyer: how much are the pants worth?
seller: they cost 20,000 but with the sale 15,000

by elsolitario157 June 2, 2020