lanky nonce

Shut up Joe you lanky nonce go away from the fookin school lad
by Defo in't jimbo December 07, 2022
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BIG NONCE

yo did you hear that BIG NONCE song called MOOSE
by BIG-NONCE834 April 15, 2021
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Softcore noncing

We're not talking hardcore noncing, where you're literally diddling kids. We're talking softcore noncing, where you're an 18 year old hanging around maccies in your corsa looking for 16 year olds.
Oh Dave? Don't talk to him, he's into softcore noncing
by BILLY DOMES July 19, 2023
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economy nonce

paedophile who spends as little as possible while grooming young people
Sally's economy nonce only brought her a bag of haribo
by Bigmanmave September 06, 2023
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Nonce or not

A fabulous series bringing us the most quality content by the one and only tic tac, Callum’s corner
*jimmy savill*
Callum:Nonce or not well I can tell u he’s a nonce alright
*no noncesence begins to play*
by What’s a pseudonym? February 05, 2019
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Nonce Security

Pedo security guards from third party companies who get jobs in student accommodations in order to watch the students and be general perverts, even going so far as to raping drunk students Leeds Beckett university recently had a case of a girl being raped by a security guard after being taken away for being 'Too drunk.'
"Did you go to the pres at Liv's accom?"
"Yeah, it took a while to get in though cause i kept getting harassed by nonce security."
by Juzst November 08, 2020
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Austerity Nonce

Austerity Nonce - A new form
of hybrid nonce when the person is also a
massive Karen ...

Their behaviour mostly involving popping off at anyone who earns more than a nurse and branding them greedy when this has always been the case.

If the targets part of a trade union
they can display Tory ideological traits too.
Not the worst kind of nonce but still a
nonce nonetheless.
Johnny - Those fucking train drivers are greedy bastards asking for a pay rise ! They’re gonna make inflation worse. Give it to the Nurse’s because they deserve better and so they can make the inflation rise instead !!! Mick Lynch is evil. Trade unions should be illegal .

Bill - fuck off Johnny I’ve been driving trains for 40 years and we’ve always earned a decent wage you massive Austerity Nonce. Go get a better paid job or enrol on some sort of course for one. Dickhead.
by Roodler June 26, 2022
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