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Abraham Lincoln was born in a log cabin in Hardin County, Kentucky to Thomas Lincoln and Nancy Hanks Lincoln. Thomas was a strong and determined pioneer who found a moderate level of prosperity and was well respected in the community. The couple had two other children: Abraham's older sister Sarah and younger brother Thomas, who died in infancy. Due to a land dispute, the Lincolns were forced to move from Kentucky to Perry County, Indiana in 1817, where the family "squatted" on public land to scrap out a living in a crude shelter, hunting game and farming a small plot. Thomas was eventually able to buy the land.

When young Abraham was 9 years old, his mother died on October 5, 1818, of tremetol (milk sickness) at age 34. The event was devastating on him and young Abraham grew more alienated from his father and quietly resented the hard work placed on him at an early age. Just over a year after Nancy's death, in December 1819, Thomas married Sarah Bush Johnston, a Kentucky widow with three children of her own. She was a strong and affectionate woman with whom Abraham quickly bonded. Though both his parents were most likely illiterate, Sarah encouraged Abraham to read.

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by Franksblinds July 1, 2017
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Troll

a ugly looking thing with extremely nappy hair and a really loud annoying voice gives you chills right to the bone. most likely is really hairy in places that should not be and may have a eating disorder, also may resemble a ferbie.
by funnygirl0909 February 28, 2010
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Troll - v The act of saying something offensive to throw someone off or to make them mad. Act of saying some offensive, something completely stupid that has to do with subject of the matter, or something to make target feel down about themselves.
Rick: Your gonna die Meg Your gonna die! .... You died! Lol I told you. Megan: Shut up! *tosses over controller* Rick: Troll'd
by The Omen22 July 29, 2010
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Troll

- Someone who lives under a bridge and slaughters goats.
- People who annoy and provoke people online for a reaction and use phrases like, u mad? or u jelly?
*On Minecraft*
Steve: Wow my house is so great, took me hours to make.
Trollzilla: Nice house.
*Boom*
Steve: What did you do to my house?
Trollzilla: u mad?
Steve: FUUUUUUUUUU...
by AwesomeUrbanNinja November 16, 2011
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troll

an individual that frequents message boards and makes up stories or belittles others posting on the board.
hey everybody, let's go troll the Scientology message board!
by Alfred E Fucktard July 1, 2002
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troll

One who makes out under or near bridges, preferably with a random person; see Becky Doyle
Look at those two necking in that park! They are such trolls
by kggg March 2, 2005
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TROLLING!

Anyone stopping off at remote public toilets: hoping/looking for some: - gay politician,homo rockstar, queer chef or meth smoking evangelical preacher - action!
trolling, Ted Haggard, George Michael, Ron Davies and probably Gary Rhodes.
by might be a stamp collector November 21, 2010
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