Front Note

An important comment during conversation when it is more significant than previous statements and/or taking place immediately after being said, needing the utmost attention from the other person.

Scene: 1:03am on a Wednesday night
That Guy: "Yeah, you're so awesome. Blah blah blah blah..."
That Girl: "Front note: I know I'm awesome, but you have to quit talking to me. I have to go to bed."

by ThatGirlYouSuggestedToDoThis April 12, 2012

Boast-it note

A detailed letter that accompanies a Christmas card. The sole purpose of the note is to boast about the sender's family. Usually plagued with unnecessary exclamation marks and unwanted particulars about said family, the boast-it note is the bane of the festive season post.

Mrs B: You ok honey?
Mr B: Damn no! Just read Gina's card . Her kids are both crackwhores and somehow still child prodigies apparently...I just...don't...get it...why???? *breaks down in tears*
Mrs B: Don't take it seriously darling. It's just her annual boast-it note.

by Jumponitsir December 21, 2010

lotes notes

To take what is normal and easy and do the opposite

by Rudy September 24, 2003

G NOTE***

The sound that makes all emos cry

Person 1: plays G NOTE***

Person 2: WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY!! ***CRIESS***

Person 1: Oh boy... I made them cry again

by Lolmcrisdead2005 September 12, 2021

van note

A girl with a biiiiggg vageeeen

Ali VonBecker is such a ho. I heard she has a stinky
Van Note

by Charles Schwab October 10, 2007

note to self

a note to yourself.
brought on by people making notes to self.

note to self - note to selfs arent cool

by mandy July 10, 2004

C-Note

A C-Note is when you have a threesome and the two other peoples' ages total 100 years or more.

Last night I got a C-Note. I went out drinking at the bar and picked up two women, took them home and had a threesome. They were 80 years old and 20 years old. Now THAT'S freaky.

by Count Thumpula December 21, 2008