When you are about to have sex with a gut but the situation becomes really awkward because they have an incredibly small and disgusting penis, so you tell them you need to go revise Newtons third law as an excuse to get the fuck away
Person 1: Hey how was your sex last night!!!
Person 2: I didn't do it he had a serious case of Newton sex.
Person 2: I didn't do it he had a serious case of Newton sex.
by Skeleton365 October 18, 2019
The vertical newton is an exciting, arousing, fast-paced newfangled form of foreplay that involves multiple senses by inserting the penile organ into the partner's ear. Due to the blood pressure and sensitivity to temperature of the ear, the intensity of the foreplay is heightened. Warning: not for beginners. If you are not in tune with your partner, it is very easy to damage their eardrum permanently.
by Austin Hunkoolovin August 15, 2009
by zaccccck adddis May 30, 2011
A person takes a shit into another persons gaping asshole. Poop displays gravity principles as it falls.
by Sanchopanzatranza December 30, 2024
A person takes a shit into another persons gaping asshole. Poop displays gravity principles as it falls.
by Sanchopanzatranza December 30, 2024
by Panini press March 27, 2020
A FIG is a pear shaped fruit with sweet dark flesh and many seeds. NEWTON, John is the man who wrote Amazing Grace. Do your research. Quit being so ignorant. John Newton was a proclaimed Christian after being a captain of slave ships. I won't go into history of him becoming a slave...etc...etc... you need to do it. Rise above ignorance. It is not just black and white. It is more than that. Pick up a BOOK and pass the DROW.
by Gentile22,, March 19, 2016