Monkeism (Ideology)

Monkeism is a Communist ideology. It has a theory of liberation of Monkes from hooman and capital oppression through a Monke guerilla war. The ideology has Joseph Stalin and his work and INGSOC as it's main inspirations. As an Ideology,it was developed in Discord by Revolutionary Leader Comrade Monke and played a core role in the "Stalin's Cult of Personality" regime.

Uphold Monkeism (Ideology) and the five classics: Marx, Engels, Lenin, Stalin and Monke!

by captain jack sparrow345 September 26, 2021

chaos monkeys

Creatures that sit in a room randomly pecking at typewriter keys indefinitely. Give them enough time and they'll type words, sentences, and eventually entire novels and brilliant literary works purely by accident.

Unrelated to actual Earth monkeys.

"I don't have a clue what I should write for this!!"
"Get a few of the chaos monkeys to work on it, they'll eventually make one. Well, that, or Hamlet."

by Mantarni October 26, 2009

monkeyshine

some stupid name for a joke mailing list

marcus is a monkeyshine

by Shaun March 28, 2003

Monkees

A fake band that, not unlike the Partridge Family or The Archies, was created for a television show. In the mid-60's, producers hired four actors and told them to act as though they were band mates and would be called "The Monkees". Three of the four actors were actually able to carry a tune and one or two actually could play instruments, but the music on the records was all performed by studio musicians. They hired some of the best pop songwriters of the era and had several Top 10 hits credited to their fictional band.

I dig some of the Monkee's songs, but "I'm A Believer" is not one of them.

by Marty January 29, 2005

crotch monkeys

The power of a computer, usually only a laptop computer. Strangely linked with the idea of cogs whirring in a human mind, the crotch monkeys do the sums inside the laptop. The more crotch monkeys - the faster the machine, and vice versa.

Jesus, look at that brand new apple jobbie, think how many crotch monkeys that fuck's got.

by Rawson September 21, 2003

girth monkeys

the person who rides girth like a horney chimp

get of me you fuckin girth monkey

by Phill Stone January 16, 2004

Monkees

One of the crappest crap bands ever that was made for TV.

Have you ever heard of the Monkees? That isn't Michael Nesmith's real hat!

by Jackie Deram August 30, 2005