mouth teaser

When a guy teases your mouth with a penis

Wow he's a real mouth teaser... wouldn't even put it in.

by rexyrocks January 16, 2017

Mouth Quidditch

A game in which you play with your mouth, similar to Harry Potter quidditch however in muggle world and played using your mouth. Equipment consists of a hoop whereas the object of the game is to launch a designated food item into your partner's facial cavity.

SAFETY REQUIREMENT(S): Knee pads.

My partner just dislogged the designated food item from his airways. Mouth quidditch is dangerous af.

by MouthQuidditchGuild May 24, 2017

mouth treatment

To be treated by another's mouth to oral sex.

Ace had a rough day and knew that the only thing that would take his mind off of all his troubles was his girl giving him some mouth treatment.

by von groovy July 21, 2017

Mouth Dirt

The nasty bits left on floss after being used.

When you don't use your teethpaste.

"Man, you need to brush and floss your mouth dirt away. Your face smells like sewage."

by ladymanbearpig August 6, 2017

mouth fountain

When a girl is deepthroating her partner and projectile vomits as a result of her partner's ejaculation.

"This girl was giving me head and puked all over when I came in her throat"
"You just got mouth fountained motherfucker!"

by ShaggyTheBear September 28, 2017

Mouth breather

Mouth breather was used by Jennifer Love Hewitt in Heartbreakers. She was annoyed with a guy who she considered a stupid idiot. It was later used sever times in Stranger Things.

You're a mouth breather.

by TInaJack February 26, 2018

Mouth Queef

A mouth queef is the sound an individual exudes from their mouth and/or throat accidentally during any daily activities that involve making noise from their mouth. It is called a mouth queef because the sound resembles the normal queef very closely.

Person B: *mouth queefs*
Person A: Your burps are really weird cunt.
Person B: u dog, leave me alone. it was just a mouth queef.

by LETMEPENETRATEYOU69 March 26, 2018