Anon1: Me and my Waifu have consensual sex in missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
Anon2: You sick fuck.
Anon2: You sick fuck.
by The true lord December 28, 2016
Get the consensual sex in missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation mug.A weird-ass young white male who walks everywhere looking for people to talk to about Jesus. Always comes in a group of two.
If you let them talk to you once, they will ALWAYS come back. Like a Jehovah's Witness, but does not come with food.
If you let them talk to you once, they will ALWAYS come back. Like a Jehovah's Witness, but does not come with food.
I got attacked by a mormon missionary yesterday. I let them come inside and they talked to me about Jesus for FIVE HOURS!
by concernicus August 17, 2007
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A prolonged journey including yourself and possibly a few friends. The word Jew Mission comes from anceint Egypt when Moses led the Jews through a 40 year quest in the desert.
Person 1 "Where are we going?"
Person 2 "Joe's house"
Person 1 "Where does Joe live?"
Person 2 "On the other side of town"
Person 1 "That's a Jew Mission"
Person 2 "Joe's house"
Person 1 "Where does Joe live?"
Person 2 "On the other side of town"
Person 1 "That's a Jew Mission"
by Der Moobs July 29, 2006
Get the Jew Mission mug.Another name for Mission Viejo, so named for the early immigrants that journeyed there from Spanish Mexico: Colonel Salvador Jesus Ignoble de Potato (1779-1828) led an expedition to settle the peaty marshes where Borders, Best Buy, and Dairy Queen now sit.
Mission Potato/Viejo is one of the world's leading exporters of tubers with business degrees.
Mission Potato/Viejo is one of the world's leading exporters of tubers with business degrees.
"Hey dude, where you from again?"
"Mission Potato."
"Where's that?"
"Orange County."
"Dude! The OC!!"
"Mission Potato."
"Where's that?"
"Orange County."
"Dude! The OC!!"
by Zak Nelson July 29, 2006
Get the Mission Potato mug.A female Mormon missionary. Known formally as Sister Missionaries. Missionettes are typically homely Mormon girls who were not married off by the ripe old age of 21. "Return Missionette" or RM status greatly improves one's marriage prospects.
by YYY Delilah September 24, 2008
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Get the missionary mug.Kippy: "So how did you guys get here, anyway"
Arbiter: "We were on an onion mission, kid.."
Kippy: "What's an onion mission?"
Arbiter: "None-o'-ya DAMN business. HOME.. RUN."
Arbiter: "We were on an onion mission, kid.."
Kippy: "What's an onion mission?"
Arbiter: "None-o'-ya DAMN business. HOME.. RUN."
by uberaleX March 2, 2008
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