Minecraft

The most common cause of aids

Person 1: hey, did you have Minecraft last night

Person 2: Yeah, now I have aids

by Mine hub November 22, 2018

Minecraft

A game that is monumentally better than fortnite.

Person 1: Wanna play some Fortnite?

Person 2: Hell no, Minecraft is better

by Count Cackula April 26, 2019

Minecraft

A game for bigger virgins than Fortnite players they will be addicted and become squeakers

Hey that Minecraft player is such a virgin heyy I’m not a virgin

by lol biotch 42069911666 March 11, 2019

Minecraft

A game where non-virgins go to escape the virgin curse of Fortnite. Created in 2009 by the first Swedish Minecraft multimillionaire. Currently the best selling sandbox game of all time.

Person 1: “Hey, wanna play Fortnite?”
Person 2: “Hell no! I’m not a virgin!”
Person 1: “What about Minecraft?”
Person 2: “Actually, that sounds fun.”

by Minecraftboi January 30, 2020

Minecraft

Did you mean: Cancer?

Yooo Minecraft used to be fun... now its cancer.

by PSYKHEDDD June 14, 2018

Minecraft

BEST FUCKING GAME EVER. Fuck fortnite. SMH IMAGINE NOT PLAYING MINECRAFT. eeeeeewwwwwwwwww Plus the community is so nice!? :) Just play it you wont regret it >:(

Chad: I played minecraft today

Jessica: BROOOOOOOO so BADASS!!!1!!

by Stop_It July 12, 2020

Minecraft

a meme game that people make fun of because its fucking bad ass

bully:people who play Minecraft are faggots
other person: I WILL FUCKING CURB SROMP YOU

by Some five year old April 1, 2017