MILF

Milf basically means you're asking to fuck an old bitch. Typically a mom who can have children. The full term is 'Mother, I'd like to fuck.'

Dude: I fucked a MILF yesterday!
Girl: Do you feel accomplished? Why the fuck would you tell me this?
Dude: Not really. She was OLD.
Girl: She's a MILF what did you expect? Like, literally a MOM.
Dude: Not just any mom.
Girl: Huh?
Dude: YOUR MOM.
Girl: I fucking hate you. That was the worst joke ever.
Dude: You think I was joking?

Dude has died due to mysterious circumstances.

by SoNotTaylor November 29, 2020

Milf

Georgia T

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by Shronk67 May 9, 2018

Milf

Milf: someone who is in love with Sarah Paulson.

Yup that’s it.

Sarah Paulson is one hot ass milf.

by Sarah’s wife March 18, 2021

Milf

A mom that you would like to bone and is not named Macy Skeels

Man she is such a milf.

by Papi Chulo420 November 5, 2018

MILF

MILF- Mother In Loving Faith. A wholesome Christian mom who lives in the suburbs and drives an SUV.

Susan is a MILF. She reads the Bible.

by xmental_breakdown_69 March 12, 2021

Milf

An old woman, mostly between 40-55 that prefers to have sex with young men between 18 and 23

Damn! Those milfs are horny as hell!

by Jay the dick July 1, 2016

MILF

An inconspicuous replacement of the term "jail bait" meaning "minor I'd like to fuck."

Hermione Granger was a total MILF in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire!

by RomanP November 8, 2010