A Mikey is a rolliepolly of a guy - a cute little Oompa Loompa you just want to put in a kitchen cupboard and take out to tickle every so often when you’re seeking amusement. Although timid at first, a Mikey - when sufficiently aroused - can be quite vivacious.
by anonymous November 23, 2021

Mikey is an overall junk boy allways shoving food up his throat and can never catch him without food down his throat
by Boris-johnson34 June 15, 2020

by unknown123976 April 8, 2022

Typically Mikey has a massive penis, some may say hung like a horse. He supports the best team in the world and can bench more than Max Rigby.
by Miketheedon November 22, 2021

A group of homosexual overlanders having an orgy in an unattended tent
(Not to be confused with Dirty Mike and the boy's soup kitchen)
(Not to be confused with Dirty Mike and the boy's soup kitchen)
Yo them people just left their campsite to go swimming, let's get a Mikey P Chuckwagon going in that tent before they get back!
by JaCrispyOfficial October 27, 2022

by reallimpbizkit November 21, 2021
