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Melissa

Town whore. Has no girl code. Will throw herself onto your man the moment your back is turned simply because and wanted the love he gave you, because she doesn't know who she is, she's lost trying to be anyone but herself because she knows if she just acts like herself, she'll be standing alone
Damn man I think I caught "The Melissa Crud" . My balls won't quit itching, it's definitely the "The Melissa Crud"
by PrettyPreciseWitty&Petty11223 February 2, 2025
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Melissa

Melissa is sensitive, damn sensitive.
Melissa is that right person you need to keep yourself alive. She is the emblem of serenity and tranquility, of peace and good humor. She's that medicine that cures you and tastes good too.
Melissa is sensual, passionate and when she loves she doesn't waste even an inch of her skin.
Melissa gives herself to others and sacrifices her happiness to make you happy.

Tip: always have a Melissa in your life.
1: “i need help
2: “you need Melissa”
by Shetalks November 22, 2021
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Melissa Bilen

Melissa Bilen is the funniest person in the whole world! If you know a "Melissa Bil" will you never be bored. Melissa Bilen is also the biggest bitch so you should never ever be mean for a Melissa Bil! If you name is Melissa Bilen are you a very rare and speciel person. :)
- "Hello Melissa Bilen"

-"OMG YOU BITCH!"
by Melissa Bilen December 3, 2019
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Melissa

She's a beautiful, kind and independent female. She'll always there through thick and thin. She always cares about other people's need before hers. She's always there to help anyone. She never holds grudges and forgives easily.
*Girl: "Hey do you know who can help me with my project?"*

*Boy: "Yeah, Melissa will definitely help you."*
by Mel_lissa:) December 11, 2023
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Melissa

That girl Melissa, she has the cutest face in the world
by G0tenkz May 5, 2022
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Melissa

A name used to hide ones identity... this can be seen as strange, however the person using this name as a fake name does not have any malicious intention. They are a nice person, and this name is simply an alternate identity and a source of privacy.
“Hi there, I don’t know you but I want your Snapchat what’s your name,” says a weird guy blocking her way.

“Hi there, my name is Melissa... here’s my social media” she then gives the strange man her fake identity and leaves, therefore protecting herself.
by Pencil Maggee November 21, 2021
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Melissa Juice (aka) Beeswax

Melisssa Juice is a combination of strawberry peach juice, lemon lime soda and lime sherbet to be consumed on the Original Queen Bee's Birthday by all of the subjects present at her party
This is a great party especially with the tasty beverage... what is that? The Melissa Juice (aka) Beeswax over there ... go have some
by The original Queen Bee August 12, 2017
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