Melanie

When someone grabs you by the keks/trollies and gives them a right good yank so the material goes right up your front bottom. The anterior equivalent of a Melvin or hungry bum/wedgie.

"Jesus H Christ Derrick! You gave me such as Melanie that I think I just spat out my cliterous."

by Tubbycodger March 16, 2024

melanie reti

Melanie Reti is the most kind, loyal, faithful and warm hearted lady, with a beautiful soul and a vibe that you'll never forget. A heart that you could never find in any other human, and a love so pure that you would fall in love without intending to. She is, the most perfect Melanie in the world. Cherish her like there's no tomorrow.

"You're the best and the baddest Honey on earth Melanie Reti"

by badst April 23, 2018

melani stilinski

a best friend. a soulmate. an other half. a twin. my everything.

- who’s the best person in the world ?
- melani stilinski, who else ?

by vivielef May 2, 2021

Melanie

She is such a queen, don't be mean to her or her friends will bash u up. she so swag and cool. Be grateful if u have a melanie in ur life.

Melanie is the best bestie

by jamboonamooram July 31, 2022

Melanie

The human embodiment of an arse trumpet

splooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooof.

Sounds like Melanie is nearby

by Bukawow May 2, 2020

melanie

hot girl

person: who’s that hot girl over there?
other person: that’s melanie!

by sexybaefr June 17, 2021

Melanie

Big sexy princess with nothing but gold and love in her life. She will be rich and in love with the most handsome man ever since melanie isn't gay. She is the coolest cool girl you will ever meet in your life. Live laugh love melanie.

Melanie is so sexy wow i wanna be her!

by yummycrumbcakes February 5, 2024