Splat Mat

That loud plastic unbreathable crunchy mattress protector that one uses to sheild from monsume moisture.
Good thing Ralph got a splat mat, his girlfriend just learned how to squirt!
by Wadsley June 29, 2023
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Mat

"omg your such a mat"
"pussy"

"is that all you can say"
by Mister cat October 01, 2020
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Mat-TOCK

A mat-tock is referring to and asshole who over quotes starwars and dead memes from a year ago, although he can be a nice guy, he’s still generally a wanker and will ruin your day, he also matches the iq of a coffee mug
Person- he’s such a mat-tock he’s gonna ruin this new meme again
by Not a mat-tock August 10, 2019
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Hood Mat

Similar to a hood rat, but has no preferences regarding affiliation, race, level of respect or lack thereof. Basically will let man with a street mentality turn her into a mattress and use her for whatever she has to provide. RIDES, MONEY, Profiles, substances, weapons, come ups..... Ect until her usefulness has been used up and she is passed along to the homies or to another hood. Usually trying to pose as a damsel in distress, this ratchet is the type of girl that robs her man in the middle of the night and is out trolling for other prospective affiliations usually always a man that has a higher level of respect than her current hook up. In hopes of appearing to know people that are higher up in the game. But when in reality all they did was user as a hood mat.
Oh dude that hood mat Christina she burnt tho, homie Jay just got her for everything. Don't call her she broke.
by StormSchock July 23, 2021
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The Mats

Doing a mechanical outplay
The Mats is a god
by The Mats December 23, 2017
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Welcome Mat

Soul patch? I don’t Fucking think so. Ladies and gentlemen, I present the welcome mat. Only here may a voluptuous woman (or man) sit and receive the most welcoming of pleasure. Oral pleasure.
That dude has a sick welcome Matt.

Source: Esperanza
by That Fuhking guy August 13, 2022
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Loser Mat

loser mat when he actin like a bum
by niggamonkballs February 18, 2024
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