mr. magooo

When your girlfriend passes out, you jerk off on her eye lids. When she wakes up in the morning, her eyes are spot welded shut to her cheek.

I Mr. Magooo her last night!

by Double D and E-Money November 8, 2014

Mr. Magoo

It is when you have to take a shit and on your way to the bathroom the head of the shit peaks out your ass. My the time you get to the toilet the whole head is trying to poke a hole in your underwear.

Mr. Magoo is peaking his head out of got to go.

by Mr. Homophobia June 22, 2023