Still fixing lunches for 16 year old Bratty Tammy and her soccer-playing suburban brother Aiden? Then you're a soccer mom.Die.
by David M. Kennedy July 25, 2006
The best role model one could ever have. A beautiful lady who knows when her children need to be praised or disciplined, she doesnt go to far with punishments either. She is perfect.
by Im[Define]st July 28, 2017
by 69 Is A Number August 28, 2019
codys mom s awhore
by linden boi December 10, 2018
Adverb- (1) When a female projects her voice in a manner that will make anyone jump out of their seat.
by jdllu December 24, 2018
A middle aged woman who is still trying to be the prep they were when they were kids. They try to hide everything from their "beautiful precious children" and anything that isn't christian is satanic. The children are not allowed to be individual, oh goodness no!!! And of course, they have big honkin' SUVs. And they wear sweatpants. Oh. My. Gosh.
Me: *listening to Nirvana*
Soccer Mom: Please turn that atrocious music down, there are CHILDREN present!!!
Me: *turns it up*
Soccer Mom: OMYGOSH HOW DARE YOU, MY CHILD IS CORRUPTED BY YOUR MISBEHAVIOUR I'M GONNA CALL THE POLICE and did you know that my child is an honor student??
Me: *turns up music some more* Shut up bitch.
Soccer Mom: Please turn that atrocious music down, there are CHILDREN present!!!
Me: *turns it up*
Soccer Mom: OMYGOSH HOW DARE YOU, MY CHILD IS CORRUPTED BY YOUR MISBEHAVIOUR I'M GONNA CALL THE POLICE and did you know that my child is an honor student??
Me: *turns up music some more* Shut up bitch.
by huntergreen February 03, 2005
A female who purposely produces children for the sole purpose of living off the Welfare benefits she will obtain for doing so.
Sindy doesn't need a job, she's a welfare mom. She's always getting some guy to help her make some more kids.
by Sharon Love November 06, 2008