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A Literal Piece of Lettuce

When you make a borderline racist joke that people of said race find funny, but your teacher finds out, you are a literal piece of lettuce.
*teacher uncomfortably close*

"Are you a literal piece of lettuce?"
"What?? Of course not! I didn't make that joke!"
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vnm407 is the Supreme Liter of TNM. ((suck it TheBear))
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literally

a word used by people who don't know the literal meaning of it but still use it because it's famous
Jack: I literally slipped over a peel of banana

Ellen: Do you know what is the meaning of literal?

Jack: NO!
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literals

when you type in literaly but autocorrect plans to fuck you and instead you say literals.
"I literals did the same thing"
"what?"
"fuck! not again"
by savethedolpherns February 10, 2021
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literally

*adds emphasis*

It's operates in a similar vein to the peppering of four letter words throughout a conversation, merely placing emphasis upon the encapsulating phrase, or the sentence as a whole.
It's like *look here, pay attention to me while I say this, though it is probably insubstantial and you might not want to regard it as wholly accurate if it is substantial.*
The earlier posts literally made such a big deal about the word being misused.

I literally had to correct that shit.

People are taking the definition of literally far too literally; I mean LITERALLY.

This is urban dictionary, it's literally made for incorrect colloquial usage cases. (this one happens to be both at once, which is likely why children first learn a mistaken use case)
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literally empty

when you have literally nothing left with a literal literally on the side of verbs

literally its everywhere
wanna know why i created this because i want a literally empty mug for my dad jose
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literally

1) Something that is factual or true

2) Something that is figurative or an exaggeration
1) Trump literally lost

2) I could literally eat a horse
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