literal ass-hat

(N) Someone who relentlessly stalks you on tumblr and shitposts about you

Yeah, I know dude. That literal ass-hat was on my blog like 3 times in one hour

by mmmmblockinoutthehaterz April 3, 2015

literal scum

A name given to someone who's most likely literal scum themselves.

H3: Keemstar is literal scum pass it on
*promotes Britbong*

by donnaken15 September 8, 2020

follow the liter

What you do if someone confiscates your medium-sized bottle of Bacardi Carta Blanca and says dat you'll only get it back if you tag along wif him for a while.

I don't drink alcohol of any kind, so I would never have any urge to "follow the liter"; instead, what "floats my boat" is if a hot chick promises dat she'll let me hold her soft warm hands and rub her cute shapely feet sometime later if I accompany her to assist wif one or more tasks dat she needs performed.

by QuacksO April 10, 2025

Balls literally in the gate

A saying associated with the mental illness caused from playing the hit RPG Baldurs Gate 3. The subject experiences daily uncontrollable urges to play Baldurs Gate 3 for long hours or else they will experience body pains akin to that of testicular torsion.

I dont want to talk about it, my balls literally in the gate. (After spending 11 hour session rushing Act 1)

by WeBallersGate January 15, 2024

literally

a word used by people who are lacking the ability to express how important the thing that they are talking about to other person; people who don't have the ability to use effective hand gestures and face expressions to tell how important something is. *p.s. the person is you lol get wrecked

homie #1: *had a stroke before, cant do serious face* bro, i forgot to tell you, but i took your cat for the annual national auction day

homie #2: bruv my girl just took her to the vet

homie #1: "literally." *said with a normal face

homie #2: nah dude i aint playin ur jokes u do be lookin sus

also homie #2: BRO YOU MOTHERFU-

by the loving riri October 27, 2022

Rainbow Six Vegas 2 Is Literally The Greatest Rainbow Six Video Game

Rainbow Six Vegas 2 Is Literally The Greatest Rainbow Six Video Game

Rainbow Six Vegas 2 Is Literally The Greatest Rainbow Six Video Game

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025

literal sunshine

the sun summoner, light of everyone’s life, a literal ray of sunshine, sankta alina starkov ☀️

wow i love alina starkov, how did people not notice she was the sun summoner when she lights up everyone’s life with a smile?!? literal sunshine is what she is and it’s not hard to see

by alina starkov’s lover April 30, 2021