Crummy Liter Number Boppers

When you're trying to feed your slave and he calls you a mean guy

slave-"You is a mean guy yo"

Me-Crummy Liter Number Boppers!

by Tan Tan Da Kid October 19, 2017

literal ass-hat

(N) Someone who relentlessly stalks you on tumblr and shitposts about you

Yeah, I know dude. That literal ass-hat was on my blog like 3 times in one hour

by mmmmblockinoutthehaterz April 3, 2015

Totally literal

Like saying "totally cool" and "seriously? Cool" in one phrase "really? That's cool"

"That's ur new cat? Totally literal"

by Orbitsweetmintgum January 22, 2024

literally cryign rn

Used either to express deep emotion, or sarcastically remark on something that's supposed to make you cry, but didn't.

"MCR came back, I'm literally cryign rn."

"Nobody came to my birthday party!"
"So sad, I'm literally cryign rn."

by johnBBB May 21, 2021

Literally an explosion

When you cum so much inside another person that they blow up like a balloon and eventually explode.

Person 1: how is Sally?
Person 2: not alive.
Person 1: WHAT? HOW?
Person 2: Literally an explosion

by MYFUCKINGMESS December 22, 2020

Literally perfect

If something is "literally perfect," it causes 0 harm to anyone or anything and is 100% beneficial to the universe. Something or someone that is literally perfect cannot be improved in any way.

Literally perfect

by coveted seed July 27, 2023

literal sunshine

the sun summoner, light of everyone’s life, a literal ray of sunshine, sankta alina starkov ☀️

wow i love alina starkov, how did people not notice she was the sun summoner when she lights up everyone’s life with a smile?!? literal sunshine is what she is and it’s not hard to see

by alina starkov’s lover April 30, 2021