by greatsouthernbntr May 31, 2018
Get the Ling tingzmug. The action of having one last night of (fucking) sex with a friend who is getting married to someone else, solely based on the fact that you know you will not anymore after they are married. (fling)
I know your wedding is in two weeks so I will meet you next Friday for one last fu-ling.
I was sad to discover my friend got married in a shotgun wedding in Vegas and we didn't get to have a fu-ling beforehand.
I was sad to discover my friend got married in a shotgun wedding in Vegas and we didn't get to have a fu-ling beforehand.
by Irocn86 February 27, 2011
Get the fu-lingmug. Ling maos is an ancient phrase that has been in lots of ancient scripture. Its meaning is a historical mystery.
by DirectionAndMagnitude69 June 15, 2021
Get the ling maosmug. Refers to a really small penis, so small you wouldn't even consider it a penis more a flap of skin covering you actual genitals
by Twisted6982 March 5, 2024
Get the Dick-a-lingmug. Is a nut.
But..
Kha-Ling is someone that you always want to keep around you. If you’re feeling down, she’ll come around to lift you back up. She’s the type to laugh at her own jokes, even when it doesn’t make sense.
An extrovert and love making friends. Not necessarily a tree-hugger but has a love for succulents (which she can’t seem to keep alive) .
Kha-Ling is loving and daring, those are her best characteristics. A beautiful soul that wants the best for herself and others. Also, she loves pushing people above their limits. Get yourself a Kha-Ling.
Just kidding, there’s only one in this world.
And..
she’s amazing
But..
Kha-Ling is someone that you always want to keep around you. If you’re feeling down, she’ll come around to lift you back up. She’s the type to laugh at her own jokes, even when it doesn’t make sense.
An extrovert and love making friends. Not necessarily a tree-hugger but has a love for succulents (which she can’t seem to keep alive) .
Kha-Ling is loving and daring, those are her best characteristics. A beautiful soul that wants the best for herself and others. Also, she loves pushing people above their limits. Get yourself a Kha-Ling.
Just kidding, there’s only one in this world.
And..
she’s amazing
by NoodleKingNoodleKingYum November 23, 2021
Get the Kha-Lingmug. 
Ling Ling is a prodigy since birth. His dictionnary does not contain the words "mistakes" and "sacrilegious". Ling Ling is, probably, neither a boy or a girl. Ling Ling is the King of Music. Ling Ling never sleep, instead, Ling Ling practise 40 hours a day. Ling Ling's least favorite instrument is the viola, but still appreciate the violists.
"You are like Ling Ling, but you aren't Ling Ling. The only difference is that he only need to hear it once and play it flawlessly".
LingLing40hours is the best.
LingLing40hours is the best.
by MarsArgoKawaii January 12, 2021
Get the Ling Lingmug.