lebanon

The little country that could.
The greatest country you'll never step foot in.
The right country, at the wrong place at the wrong time, always.

Plagued with old as well as new religious conflicts it has never asked to be a part of, egotistical, shitheaded neighbours involved in endless dick contests, useless leaders leading an equally useless corrupt government, and a population whose superficial minority overshadows the most kindhearted and generous people you can ever meet, this country was never given a chance to shine the way only the lebanese know it can shine.

Lebanon managed to glow despite previous destruction. It will glow again despite this one. May it one day find the peace it deserves.

Lebanon is the prime example of a playground intended for its children, but turned into one for overzealous criminals.

by G.A.A. July 24, 2006

Lebanon

A great place to be!

So exciting, great food,
The people are very nice there!
EXCEPT the driving i will never drive there it is too scary, but seems fun to always honk!

Too bad there is a war now! Stupid Israels!!!!

If you wanna travel anywhere where would it be?

Of course Lebanon!

by Celinee July 23, 2006

Lebanon

Tinas Country..
holla

i wish i was from lebanon

yes you do....

by Tina January 24, 2004

Lebanese

People who originate from the country of Lebanon. Very giving and generous people. Often times when you come into their houses, they'll invite you to eat and drink something with them. They're usually found smoking the hookah and playing "tawleh" ('Table') in lebanese. They have a lot of pride in their country and in their culture. Many people assume that lebanese people are stuckup and think highly of themselves, which infact is NOT true. They're very kind people who are just infatuated with their country - nothing wrong with that! Overall, they stick together because 1 out of 10 times they're scapegoated and called "terrorist!" and other racial slurs. My opinion, don't judge them 'til you've befriended them for yourself!

Random person: *knocks at door*
Lebanese person: Hello! come in come in! come drink some coffee! Ahla w. sahla feek! I'll read your cup!

by I love lebanese people. March 7, 2011

lebanese shithead

Same as towel head but instead of wearing a turban they wear used toilet paper around their head as a form of religion

Did you see that dude with the nasty toilet paper on his head he must be a lebanese shithead

by dirtball bag May 4, 2008

Lebanese Breakfast

To fart in someones mouth to wake them up. They have to be asleep before the fart is released, and be awake as a result of the fart taste in their mouth in order for it to be classed as a lebanese breakfast.

If he doesn't wake up soon I'm gonna give him a Lebanese breakfast

by Jaketown September 9, 2012

lebaron

A vehicle that is generally driven by openly homosexual men.

Matt was rock'n out to some ABBA in his LeBaron convertible.

by Randy Chisholm August 17, 2006