A purported Big Foot like creature but much shorter. Makes indiscernible noises and mumblings residing in the Hills of Mineral County, WV. Known to steal frozen chicken patties out of peoples freezers.
Benni: I was in Keyser yesterday and heard numerous mumblings and indiscernible voices coming from the woods. Nothing could be translated from voice to text.
Grégoire: I’ve been told it’s the Knobley Road Monster, a small fury monster that’s half monkey half midget man. I’ve heard the mumblings and indiscernible voices are from when it’s gnawing on frozen chicken patties that it’s stolen from local folks meat freezers.
Grégoire: I’ve been told it’s the Knobley Road Monster, a small fury monster that’s half monkey half midget man. I’ve heard the mumblings and indiscernible voices are from when it’s gnawing on frozen chicken patties that it’s stolen from local folks meat freezers.
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Benni: I was in Keyser yesterday and heard numerous mumblings and indiscernible voices coming from the woods. Nothing could be translated from voice to text.
Grégoire: I’ve been told it’s the Knobley Road Monster, a small fury monster that’s half monkey half midget man. I’ve heard the mumblings and indiscernible voices are from when it’s gnawing on frozen chicken patties that it’s stolen from local folks meat freezers.
Grégoire: I’ve been told it’s the Knobley Road Monster, a small fury monster that’s half monkey half midget man. I’ve heard the mumblings and indiscernible voices are from when it’s gnawing on frozen chicken patties that it’s stolen from local folks meat freezers.
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