Schrodinger's Keys

When car keys are misplaced, their location is unknown as well as their non-location. Therefore, they exist as a wave function in all locations which collapses upon observation of the keys following The Heisenberg-Schrodinger Lost Key Postulate. Which also hypothesized that you cannot simultaneously know the locations something isn't and not know where it is.

That party was wild, lost my keys but I found them in the FREEZER this morning! You really dont know where your keys aren't till you find them, totally like Schrodinger's Keys!!!

by aalh November 12, 2014

Key Flinger

When someone needs a shit so bad, that once they enter the house they fling their keys just before unloading hell into their toilet.

“Crikey Arthur, as soon as I got home I dropped everything and had a shit”

“Was it a key flinger?”

by Perreh January 24, 2023

major key

The most important thing/the most crucial aspect

Getting drunk is the major key to having fun tonight

by tsizz13 July 5, 2016

Turned the Key

The act of burping whilst eating out a girl, then slapping her stomach to let it out in the form of a queef.

Jane "Did you just make me queef?"
Jack "No, I just turned the key."

by Hugh Janus69420 October 22, 2020

stuck key

A derogatory term describing some one who doesn't have their thoughts together. Term may have originated from the first users of electric typewriters, computer jargon.

Old man Johnny has a stuck key and is a half bubble off when he starts talking nonsense and repeating himself like that.

I just can't seem to keep my ducks in a rowwwwwww anymore.

by Mt^Top March 22, 2011

long key

a term interchangable with d.l. or low key, used when u dont want someone telling others what your telling them.

"Bro I just fucked that Mexican chick."

"Thats awesome. Wait til everyone hears about it"

"No man, keep it on the long key"

"aight I would tell no one"

by MasterP12434 January 28, 2009

Universal Key

An expression describing any of various heavy objects that is able to break glass, hence being the universal key for houses and cars in both emergency and illegal situations.

"We're never getting out of this desert if we can't get the car open!"
"Don't worry! I found a universal key!"
*sound of glass breaking*

by ClivetheRock July 16, 2020