At the beginning of time, there was Keith Austin Hernandez. There was never a time where he wasn’t here. He’s always been. You don’t even need a where. Not even a when. That’s how every it gets
I want Keith Austin Hernandez to impregnate me with his holy semen.
I want Keith Austin Hernandez to impregnate me with his holy semen.
by Believer of Keithanism September 09, 2020
term for a micro-penis.
Keith Holder: someone who acts like a bigger penis then they have.
wow that guy is such a keith holder.
wow that guy is such a keith holder.
by keith holder April 23, 2022
super fly super kind man that will stand up for his sweet ass wife all of them have a big penis with good muscles
by yeatheboys June 05, 2017
Allison keith is the most gorgeous girl ive ever seen.
Her beautiful blue eyes make me melt.
i love you allison!
Her beautiful blue eyes make me melt.
i love you allison!
by TOOTUM POP September 25, 2008
The “Clayton Keith Award” usually presented at Tabor Academy is given annually to the most gay hockey player of the season. Typically lots of ball juggling, meat gazing, and soapy showers with teammates are characteristics of past winners
The “Clayton Keith Award” is presented annually to the gayest hockey player for exemplary gayness both on and off the ice.
by Bearnt June 12, 2024
Keith is a bloody fucker that 好心没好报
He is fucking retarded and likes to call people while they are sleeping or showering to ask them if they are siao. He loves to ask you to shdup for no reason and is one of the most xia lan fuckers you will ever meet in your life . But if your very close to him and know him very well then he is one of the best person with a good heart and will help you no matter what . He will always be there for you when you need him overall someone you can trust and he is loyal
He is fucking retarded and likes to call people while they are sleeping or showering to ask them if they are siao. He loves to ask you to shdup for no reason and is one of the most xia lan fuckers you will ever meet in your life . But if your very close to him and know him very well then he is one of the best person with a good heart and will help you no matter what . He will always be there for you when you need him overall someone you can trust and he is loyal
Keith koh : YOU SIAOOO AH
by Keith koh November 22, 2021
by Master_Unlucky September 03, 2004