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jonathan anderson

a sexy man who's sadistic and likes to watch people suffer while failing his chem tests
once golf season comes, you'll be sure to never see him properly teach again!
but you just always gotta remember that his midriff attracts chocolate like high electronegativity elements
Is that a jonathan anderson? His dad-bod is really motivating me to get a 5 on the AP Chem exam!
He's like a siren with that deep, rich, and alluring voice of his. Oh my!
by aerodymanic March 7, 2022
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Jonathan Gomez

Famous on TikTok, with almost 1 million followers, but it got banned, sadly.
by DuaLipasHusband March 14, 2022
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Jonathan Goldstein

The most talented, never mealy-mouthed, Gimlet interlocutor. Jonny's sarcasm and sense of humor will make you want to listen to all the episodes of "Heavyweight" (available only on Spotify) in three days.
Listening to Jonathan Goldstein brightens my day.

I can't believe Jonathan Goldstein is Canadian - he is so funny!
by notAlexBlumberg January 31, 2022
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Jonathan CLNT

The BEST YouTuber EVER! If you don’t know who he is, I didn't raise you right :)
(His videos are in French)
Omg is this Jonathan CLNT?!?!? I like his videos soooooo much!!
by Da.Greek.Goddess February 4, 2022
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Jonathan

A man with a flat ass and a ridiculous amount of sass
My husband is such a Jonathan
by iknowyoubutdoyouknowme? February 7, 2022
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Jonathan

Jonathan is an average tall looking guy. He is usually pretty decent but he can be very very rude and make you feel very bad. He will most likely make you want to slit your throat in the end. A Jonathan is two faced, one is an angel and the other a manipulator.
Person A: *gaslights*

Person B: Jesus christ you're such a Jonathan! You always do this.
by anonymous February 15, 2022
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Jonathan

Jonathan is the sweetest guy in the world. He is ridiculously handsome , he knows how to make you smile and laugh , even without trying.And he always wants to make sure you feel loved. He also goes out of his way to make sure you are safe. He is the Ideal guy. if you ever get a chance to be with him , make it worth while. You won’t ever want to lose him. I love Jonathan more than anything. also , he’s mine. don’t ever.
by al.ondrx April 27, 2022
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