July 3

July 3 the national stick it up your ass day

“Why is johnny sitting on that fire hydrant?”
“It’s july 3. The stick it up your ass day!”

by Mrobamos October 17, 2019

July 21

Whoever is born on this day is the best. They are probably the most popular in the school. They are very athletic, but they love food. They usually have brown hair, and brown eyes. But overall everyone loves them!!!

Sally - “She was born on July 21!”
Susan - “OMG I love her then!!!”

by Hahahhxvxvzbabahansb December 13, 2019

4th of july

A day where people express their American patriotism by shooting off explosives that they bought from illegal immigrants

eddie-hey I just picked up some fireworks for the 4th of july
Tom- cool what kind are they?
eddie-not sure...the only thing that the guy I bought them from could say was "English no"

by Timmy Heacock July 4, 2008

July 18th

the day most bad bitches were born on

person 1: oh she bad

person 2: that’s cuz she was born on July 18th

by ppcaden October 17, 2019

July 16

I know Ava won’t read this but I want to let her know I love her with all my heart and that she is such an amazing person. I’m sorry you have some rough times in your life but just know I will always be there for you. If your were born on this day you are the most amazing person ever and you deserve the world.

Oh hey Ava how’s your day.
Why did you make a definition about your love for me?
It’s because i’m in love with you and your birthday is July 16

by I’m In Love with Ava October 27, 2021

July 13

June 13 is national girlfriend day, go appreciate your girlfriend for the day she’s great and you should go make it the best day of her life <3

Girl: hey why are you here?

Boy: it’s July 13 silly!

by OllyPrak December 16, 2019

10th July

The source of immense happiness for some. Love you bro

"The 10th July will be the day I tell her how I feel."

by PyroMatrixx October 15, 2019