the sneaky juan

1)Blindfolding and restraining your sexual partner then leaving the room indefinitely.

I wanted to play RDR2, but she wanted to get freaky. I had to give her the sneaky Juan.

by Dòn Kiebals April 12, 2019

juan simon

He is a very funny guy and he is a very strong guy. Don’t mess with a Juan Simon because he will beat you mentally and physically.

Guy 1: Do you regret something

Guy 2: Messing with a Juan Simon

by Si mi December 08, 2018

juan alfredo

A small kid usually with a big cock and big head also a kid who has all the fine biches in life

Juan alfredo has a large dick

by Bose 34 March 02, 2018

juan zamudio

a short mexican whos prety fucking hot! but just uses girls for sex.he will say that he loves you and tell you your the only one but in the end will leave you after he gets wat he wants.AND will leave you for someone else

boy:your the one for me
girl:realy
boy:yea i swer i want you so bad
girl:ok lets do it
5 days later
boy:its over
girl:why
boy:cus i love someone else
girl:your such a juan zamudio

by cmc! August 05, 2009

Juan Cena

Guy With A Ginormous Penis That Will Penetrate Through Your Vagina Like A Pussy Destroyer

i Wish I was Juan Cena

by Im A Troll April 09, 2016

A Fat Juan

A fat Mexican who has disgusting hair and doesn't brush his teeth. He thinks he can beat anyone up and he has muscle, But no he is just fat. He usually cries a lot and says he has depression but doesn't. He is very over dramatic and 7/10 juans parents are divorced.

A Fat Juan is a fucking retard.

by Deadcunt123 October 06, 2017

Amna Juan

A disappointment

You’re an Amna Juan

by November 22, 2021