The Jill Effect

When you’re really drunk and/or high and any girl above a 5.8 becomes at least an 8.7

Drunk Bro: Dude that girl is so fucking hot.
Sober Bro: Nah man she’s like a 6, it’s just The Jill Effect.
Drunk Bro: Nah dude she bad asf
Sober Bro: I’m telling you dude she’s not that hot, you’re just drunk.
Drunk Bro: Damn u right…I think I need to go lay down.

by Yeeeeedawggggie July 31, 2022

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Pull a Jill

When you leave a double-number tile unresolved in a game of dominos, like Jill does all the time.

I removed me double, see? I wouldn't pull a Jill like that...

by HunterToo July 08, 2022

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Morgz's Mum Aka Big Jill

Morgz's Mum aka Big Jill a about 100 year old lady that can't live without mc donald's and lives in her son's house and his name is Morgz aka photocopier because love use mr beasts ideas

Morgz's Mum aka Big Jill a lady that lives in her son's house and eat's too much Mc Donald's

by Lukemon March 29, 2021

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Finding a Jill

Finding a Jill is when you meet a girl whom words cannot describe. She is a girl you are willing to love to the ends of the earth and would do anything for. There’s only a few chances you’ll get at finding her so once your sure it’s her don’t let her go. You’ll know you’ve found her when she’s your first thought on your mind when you wake up and the lasting thing you think before you fall asleep.

bro 1: dude, finding a Jill is my dream
bro 2: hey man, don’t be too pushy and maybe you can get a peak at her coochie
bro 1: man fuck you I just wanna cuddle

by ThrowAway69 March 07, 2019

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