Jesse

A very overweight Male, You Never wanna get on his badside Never let your sisters near him with his perverted acts on his mind. Always fighting for a girlfriend but will never retrieve one. He may be perverted and overweight but he still is good on his bike!
"Look at that Jesse! He is very good at his bike! Wow I'm glad I'm not a Jesse!"
by Ajay Wilson June 06, 2020
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An over grown lap dog that is obsessed with cuddles and being a psycho.
that is such a Jesse!!!!
by XOXO😍😘 January 04, 2018
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some gay kid who has a very tiny microscopic penis
by Itz-K-V March 19, 2019
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Jesse is someone you should never let go. He normally has brown longish hair and blue or brown eyes. He’s really stubborn and sometimes rude but he doesn’t know it. He’s super sweet and loyal and will never let his girl cry alone. As a strong headed person, he goes for what he wants and won’t let you try and tell him otherwise.
Girl 1: Dude, did you see Jesse?
Girl 2: Yeah, he’s so awesome.
Guy 1: Jesse turned me gay.
by NerdyDog September 22, 2019
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A gay boy who likes talking sus and is really gay. Also has a huge fetish and love for Brad Pitt and men in general.
Guy 1: Have you seen Jesse?
Guy 2: I don't dare go near that man, he'll probe me if I get near.
by BleachedFacism November 26, 2019
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Unique girl with the male version of her name. The most amazing girl you'll ever find. She's sweet, funny, beautiful, gorgeous, etc. She's lovable and never intends to hurt anyone. Amazing personality. Her eyes, hair, everything. Not just any girl, original. Crazy, but fun. Make sure you don't hurt her. You'll surely love her, I know I have. Her smile. It's... amazing. She might mess around with you sometimes but no matter what, you can't help but smile. She is outrageously smart too. Once you meet a Jessie, don't let her go.
Omg Jesse is amazing!

She sure is, I wish I we're Jesse.
by QueenMagic December 21, 2016
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Literally the worst person of all time. A bag of shit would be cooler than this guy. Somehow interprets himself as a band manager even though the lead bassist kicked him out a year ago.
"Damn I look like a jesse

Today" "WOOOOOOO CRYYYYPTIICC
by Nutonyourfaceprofessor September 02, 2018
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