Jesse

That one guy who always posts his fortnite wins on snap chat. He is a complete god at the game but at the same time, a complete ass wipe. When he wins he will eventually scream into the mic saying "THEY FUCKING TALK ABOUT ME" and does nothing but brag about himself for the next 30 minutes. But once he gets off fortnite he is the nicest guy you will ever meet.

-Hes not like Bob

friend- THEY FUCKING TALK ABOUT ME.
me- Yo quit being such a Jesse.

by ODST GOLDFISH May 24, 2018

Jesse

An over grown lap dog that is obsessed with cuddles and being a psycho.

that is such a Jesse!!!!

by XOXO😍😘 January 3, 2018

Jesse

A very overweight Male, You Never wanna get on his badside Never let your sisters near him with his perverted acts on his mind. Always fighting for a girlfriend but will never retrieve one. He may be perverted and overweight but he still is good on his bike!

"Look at that Jesse! He is very good at his bike! Wow I'm glad I'm not a Jesse!"

by Ajay Wilson June 5, 2020

Jesse

some gay kid who has a very tiny microscopic penis

jesse they gay cunt

by Itz-K-V March 18, 2019

Jesse

Literally the worst person of all time. A bag of shit would be cooler than this guy. Somehow interprets himself as a band manager even though the lead bassist kicked him out a year ago.

"Damn I look like a jesse

Today" "WOOOOOOO CRYYYYPTIICC

by Nutonyourfaceprofessor September 1, 2018

Jesse

Jesse is a faggot! He will cheat on you with every chance he gets! He is a straight up bitch! He will cheat on you on your birthday! If you ever meet a Jesse don’t be friends with him or date him because he is a BITCH!!!! He is also gay as fuck!! He has the smallest dick ever!!

Girl 1: you know Jesse?
Girl 2: yeah, he is super cute!
Girl 1: don’t date him!!!!
Girl 2: why?
Girl 1: because he is a faggot and will cheat on you!!!

by The ugly person October 22, 2019

jess

jessicas are known to be a bitch and foul mouthed. and is also a muppet.

jess is a muppet

by Shadowhak May 20, 2018