Joe Jerkoff

Another word for cuck

She fucked him and now I look like Joe Jerkoff

by Hauptmann Shank January 4, 2019

jerk off juice

the shit that comes out of your dick hole after rubbin one out.

bro i was smackin the monkey hard yesterday to rosie odonell and i made enough jerk off juice to feed a sperm bank.

by papaross July 28, 2011

Triangle jerk

Term used for a group of three people jerking off in triangular fashion because they don't have enough people to make a circle. Common among mathematically-savvy academics.

Alan: what kind of triangle jerk should we try this time?
Bryce: let's try the isosceles.

by abbadabba22 February 10, 2010

jerk

A person you really love that just doesn't see how much you care for them, and yet, every so often actually treats you good, only to then act completely different from who they were when you first met them.

you know, I loved him dearly, but in the end I think he's just a jerk.

by joeydarklighter May 22, 2007

jerk

A guy who gets a girl drunk and then takes advantage of her. Then the next day she is really sad about it and regretted what she did. Knowing that he still is proud of himself and brags to everyone he knows about what he did.

Luc is telling everyone what an ass he is. He's such a jerk.

by Marie April 19, 2005

soda jerk

A person who works at a soda fountian.

I just got a job as a soda jerk!

by Axelberry October 30, 2007

Jerkoff

n. A complete and total prick/asshole by most standards; A person that can be mean, ignorant, and nasty at the same time.

That kid ruined my day, what a jerkoff.

by Reign November 3, 2004