The jehovah witness

While spooning it keeps getting hard even though it is not the intention, ie. before insertion or after.

Damn, we have The jehovah witness and he’s knockin at the front door again!

Looks like The jehovah witness is at the back door. Well I hope it goes away!

by Krispy squirrel 1802 August 31, 2023

A Jerk-Off Jehova Witness

noun: person: A Jerk-off Jehova Witness is somebody who only texts or calls you when he's jerking off, and doesn't ever want to actually meet. He is annoying and comes a-knocking at the times that are convenient only to them.

Mike only ever calls me when he's jerking off. I offer to make plans so we can both get off, but something always comes up. He's such a jerk-off jehova. aka. a Jerk-Off Jehova Witness

by R. Tizz-E April 9, 2024