Jason

He is nice most of the time. He will call you an idiot and a loser but you just do it back!!

Jason is #veryannoying

by Jit Jat December 31, 2018

Jason

Jason is a ugly asshole. Jason overthinks a lot and tends to get no bitches. You don’t want a Jason. They are dicks.

Emily:Ew is that Jason
Ruben: Yea Jason gets no Bitches

Emily: I will never want a Jason

by Jason3247 July 3, 2022

Jason

1.A demigod sent to fulfill the fantasies of women aged 18-45.
2.He who possess manners that the dude from “Kingsman” would be impressed with.
3. A man with exceptional standards and manners that others rarely notice.
4.A man whose only fault is being “too perfect.”
5.A man with a slight dark side that you can’t get enough of.

The sun: “I have to get my shades on, Jason is coming out.”

Girl: “Jason is so hot!”
Girl’s friend: “Yeah, I passed by and got a first degree Jason burn!

My manners

by MisterJsHarleyQuinn March 7, 2019

A Jason

To be used as an anal gimp at a party and take any and all loads during the night.

Bill: "Hey mate you look knackered!"
Dave: "Yeah was used as A Jason last night, could sleep on my back when I finally got home"
Bill: "Did you have fun at least?"
Dave: "Yeah was great"

by Wank-o-meter January 31, 2023

Jason

mine.

he's mine fuckers, back off. mine. mine. mine. MINE
jason = mine

by jd's girl xoxo January 21, 2022

Jason

A rude child with blonde hair who is a complete asshole and has a smaller penis than a mouse.

That kid is such a Jason

by jason 67579 May 10, 2018

Jason

Jason is weird funny and is cute he could be bisexual and have little friends but when he falls in love he isn't scared of showing it he shows his love to his gf/bf in public and isn't afraid to be looked at. He may be an ordinary boy but

Jason is awesome!

by Stanlee's #1fan April 23, 2019