Slip it slow

A term used to describe a drinking style between chugging and sipping. When slipping your drink, you slowly let it flow down your throat without stopping to breathe.

Dude 1: "He brought some Jager and he's gonna slip it slow, like Mick Jagger"
Dude 2: "Mick Jagger drank like that?"
Dude 1: "How the hell am I supposed to know? It rhymes though so I said it..."

by Da Vin Chee February 2, 2010

Slow texter

A nigga or bitch that takes hours to reply and act like they didn't disappear into thin air.

I can't stand Jay he's such a slow texter

by Shanaqua_marie May 16, 2018

Slow Ghetto

Not only ghetto but also dumb. One who is guetto with slow tendencies and reactions to simple tasks.

women #1: "hey, dont drop the soap"
women #2: "ard bye girl!..wait, huh? (*drops the soap)
women #1: "smh....you're so "Slow Ghetto"

by WizWakaflocka November 18, 2010

The Slow And The Timid

What The Fast And The Furious should have been named.

Hey, let's not watch The Slow And The Timid and watch Fight Club instead!

by Highly Evolved May 28, 2006

Slow Dick

When a rather unattractive man is dating an attractive female, an explanation could be because he has an unusually large penis AKA Slow Dick. Similar to a mentally challenged person having unusual strength (Retard Strength) it is often said that a mentally challenged make has an unusually large penis (Slow Dick)

Reginald is one ugly dude, what does Becky see in him?

I heard he has Slow Dick

Oh, that explains it

by Yermom Ghostuckollidge October 7, 2017

Slow-bag

v. To t-bag a person in a video game using slow up and down movements, or the slow sweeping t-bagging of a killed adversary in video games.

Phi Phenom just slow-bagged my dead body after team killing me. grr.

by Phi Phenom April 25, 2011

slow bear

A person of less than stunning intelligence, particularly regarding social interactions.

"What's up with your brother? He spent the entire party forcing people listen to him talk about diesel engine repair."

"Yeah sorry about that he's a little slow bear... you gotta be blunt with him."

by thehorse June 11, 2008