Instagram guitarist

A musician who attempts to impress others on social media with videos showcasing their technical abilities on the instrument, yet creates lackluster original music, if any at all.
Often a gearslut.

Henson: Marco seems to be making quite a name for himself as an Instagram guitarist - he's up to 180k followers this month!
Scuzzy: Yeah, but did you hear his new single on Spotify? It's a glorified finger exercise over a smooth jazz backing track... Where's the vision? 'better yet, where's the SONG?
Henson: Pssh, get with the times, boomer!
Scuzzy: I'm twenty-two...

by Anybody, et al. March 31, 2022

The best Instagram account ever

The Gorillazmatic account. Don’t @ me.

The best Instagram account ever

by Gorillazmatic November 11, 2020

instagram

The unit of weight for a hipster.

That bearded fellow in the flannel with the expensive coffee weighs precisely 1 instagram.

by niklj November 20, 2020

instagram

The unit of measurement to describe the weight of a hipster.

That bearded fellow over there in the flannel with the over priced coffee weighs precisely 1 instagram.

by niklj November 20, 2020

Instagram dancer

A person who makes dancing videos; like dubsmash or/and tik tok and put it on instagram. There are a lot of well known and famous instagram dancers

Hey did you see that one famous instagram dancer at the mall ?.

by Coolerthencoolestperson December 10, 2020

Instagram

App where you post photos and sometimes videos, there is also cool filters.

Samatha: I posted a picture of you on Instagram girl!

Julia: ugh I hate you! You didn’t ask before posting.

by Lol Bella lol February 15, 2021

Instagram editers

Editers who think spin transition + Twixtor + Rap Music + Black Bars = FIRE AMV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Instagram editers - hEY LoOk its a instagram editer omg FUCKING DISGUSTING!

by Kameus February 20, 2021